campaign... for God

I heard this was part of a public campaign made by the Singapore Church...

"Please, don't drink and drive! You're not ready to meet me yet!"
God

"Can you imagine how much air would cost if someone would be the provider?"
God

"What should I do to catch tour attention?... Publish a news in the newspaper?"
God

"Dear earthlings, please don't treat me like I would be a Martian."
God

"I thought first to create the world in black and white. Then I told myself... neaahhh (written in all 7 colors of the rainbow)!"
God

"If you missed the sunrise today, don't worry. Tomorrow I'll make another one!"
God

"How can you think you're a "self-made-man"? I remember perfectly when I created you!"
God

"If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my piece of art!... look into the mirror!"
God

"Don't forget you umbrella; you know I have to wet the plants."
God

"In my opinion, you are the most beautiful living in this world...OK, I get a little polarized here :)."
God

"Which part of you "shouldn't..."; don't you really understand?"
God

"We should talk!"
God

"I like weddings. Invite me to yours."
God

"This "Love your near"... you know, I was serious about it!"
God

"I love you.. and you, and you.. and you... and you.. and you..."
God

"On the path you've chosen... will you take me with you?"
God

"You are not alone, you know; you got me."
God

"Trust me."
God

"I care for you, answer me."
God

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Thank you, Iosif, for bringing this around, for the reminder :)!